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Valandil Calafal: jo hpko
Valandil Calafal: hi goji*
Gojirazard: O_O'
Valandil Calafal: talk about typos

elfinarcher5: Autophobia
elfinarcher5: fear of yourself
phregboy: *looks in a mirror and dies*
elfinarcher5: Cacophobia
elfinarcher5: fear of ugliness
phregboy: *looks in a mirror and dies*
elfinarcher5: LOL

An away message from Tiger:
TrueTigerSoul: I'm busty right now

RusanCrosha: XD Damned typos. I almost asked Dai "who you doin'?" instead of "how you doin'?"

DDAJHope: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DigiLightstar: o_O
Fredmerkle: :: cowers ::

TheAD 104: Bad Timing Turtle
TheAD 104: timeing*
phqwerty: It's timing
TheAD 104: Oh..... thanks
Kuru Seed: PhQ
Kuru Seed: your first language is Finnish right?
phqwerty: Yup.
Kuru Seed: Haw @ pwnage by someone with english as second Language

malevolent fork: I RULE THE CLUB
malevolent fork: MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA IT'S MINE
DigiLightstar: you may rule the club in name, but you know i'm the one who keeps it all together
DigiLightstar: :-D
malevolent fork: true.
DigiLightstar: after all, who made the cool website??
malevolent fork: god that's such a typical evil villain thing
malevolent fork: sure, i may rule
malevolent fork: but gee someone else keeps it together
malevolent fork: like a minion or something
DigiLightstar: yep you're my minion
malevolent fork: uh.
malevolent fork: gee.
malevolent fork: i don't think so.
malevolent fork: i'm the lunatic, you're the sane one
malevolent fork: therefore
DigiLightstar: yep
malevolent fork: i'm the crazy evil lord
malevolent fork: and you're MY minion
DigiLightstar: in full agreement here
DigiLightstar: ok then
malevolent fork: good.
DigiLightstar: i'm the trusty sidekick
malevolent fork: minion.
DigiLightstar: sidekick... -_-
malevolent fork: okay the lunatic is about to throw a tantrum if you don't let her think she's right
malevolent fork: let's try this again,
malevolent fork: minion.
DigiLightstar: lunatic
malevolent fork: good!
malevolent fork: lmao

DigiLightstar: "Valandil Calafal: maybe it'll explain some of your intelegents"
DigiLightstar: you do know how to spell "intelligence," right?
Valandil Calafal: nope

(Anonymous): I gotta question, seeing how your the person who does story line, can I come along? I posted in the first page and then got booted, but now, it's on it's 7 page *really quick btw, they love your story line* and it looks a little late.
DigiLightstar: ^_^ actually, I believe Adam's doing it this time, but that's fine
(Anonymous): oh thank you! And BTW, tell Adam an annoymous presons said she like his story line...I have too much pride to complement him ^_^;
DigiLightstar: ^_^

Valandil Calafal: =[
Valandil Calafal: =p*
Valandil Calafal: lol

Witch4DS: cause 4 is a good numver
Witch4DS: munber
Witch4DS: number
Witch4DS: o_O Stupid M and N

Witch4DS: I think that Blurty is wrong, or something.... It says its sunday
Witch4DS: OMG we time traveled
DigiLightstar: I changed the date on my entry
Witch4DS: Oh..... that makes sense
Witch4DS: *kicks a rock* I wanted to time travel

Witch4DS: so
Witch4DS: you need quotes
Witch4DS: you get quotes
Valandil Calafal: she got quotes
Witch4DS: Who has quotes

Witch4DS: you owe me a new brain
DigiLightstar: o_O
Witch4DS: *points to your level 9*
DigiLightstar: ^_^
Witch4DS: Brain Broke

DigiLightstar: my parents are out of town
malevolent fork: LUCKY
malevolent fork: PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE
malevolent fork: i'll be over in ten
DigiLightstar: and my grandma is taking care of us
malevolent fork: ........oh.

Valandil Calafal: la la la la la, dum dee dii doo dee (clicks buster)

Witch4DS: I"M NOT A MUFFIN........ But I want to be tho......

DigiLightstar: *watches for blurty quotes*
FlynetteFoxie: Blurty Quotes
FlynetteFoxie: There goes one now, DF
DigiLightstar: -_-

Witch4DS: Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
Witch4DS: Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Witch4DS: Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
Witch4DS: When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
Valandil Calafal: i did that once
Witch4DS: Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
Valandil Calafal: did that
Witch4DS: When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down narrow aisles.
Valandil Calafal: did that
Witch4DS: Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
Valandil Calafal: i tried to eat one once

Witch4DS: Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
Witch4DS: "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
Witch4DS: Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.
Witch4DS: What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
Witch4DS: This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Witch4DS: What do you mean "You want a divorce!"
Witch4DS: The foot bone's connected to the, leg bone...
Witch4DS: That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Witch4DS: Oh, look everyone. It's lunch time.
Witch4DS: Hey, if you pull on this it makes a funny noise.
Witch4DS: Could you stop that thing from beating, it's throwing my concentration off.

Witch4DS: The following are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.
Witch4DS: My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.today. Please execute him.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I hadher shot.
Witch4DS: Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating
Witch4DS: John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out ofhis face.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe the sh*ts.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Witch4DS: Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
Witch4DS: Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
Witch4DS: Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Witch4DS: My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Witch4DS: I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear
Witch4DS: Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

DigiLightstar: back
*later*
Valandil Calafal: welcome back
Valandil Calafal: i typed it but forgot to hit enter o.0
DigiLightstar: ^_^'

DigiLightstar: 98% warning?
Kaado Tatsujin: IT WENT DOWN! ^_^

Valandil Calafal: 25
Valandil Calafal: 24
Valandil Calafal: 23
Valandil Calafal: 22
Valandil Calafal: 21
Valandil Calafal: 29
Valandil Calafal: 20*

DaiTheWind: *poof0rz!*

DigiLightstar: *chat + yaoi fanart = o_O*
Kuru Seed: lol
DigiLightstar: ^_^'
Kuru Seed: DF is gettin horny
DigiLightstar: ^_^"
Kuru Seed: yup

Kuru Seed: my mother was willing to let me starve for a drink
ChronoDraken231: poor kuru
ChronoDraken231: thats terrible
FlameStrike02: ...YES!
FlameStrike02: Sorry, behind in convo
TheAD 104: o_O
FlameStrike02: >_> I'll just go to the corner now

TheAD 104: DF has a problem
TheAD 104: She's addicted to Yaoi Art
TheAD 104: *adds to NewsLetter "The Squeaky Clean Admin, Ain't so Clean"*

DigiLightstar: see ya tomorrow
malevolent fork: you mean monday
DigiLightstar: whatever
malevolent fork: haha
DigiLightstar: -_-
malevolent fork: :-P
malevolent fork: HEY
malevolent fork: I WAS THE SMART ONE FOR A SECOND
DigiLightstar: lol, enjoy it while it lasts

Atorii Maakasu: If my calculations are correct, then SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN.

DigiLightstar: >_< I thought we were being hacked.
Atorii Maakasu: You were being hacked? By who?
DigiLightstar: ¬¬

Fredmerkle: Meh...three-liter bottles of soda for 99 cents...beats sex any day of the week, IMO
FlynetteFoxie: *rofl*
DigiLightstar: XD
FlynetteFoxie: I'll remember that, BTM.

Atorii Maakasu: Another conversation beginning with o_O', brought to you by Atorii.
DigiLightstar: XD I had forgotten about that.

DigiLightstar: It's not overtime, it's extra innings. XD
Fredmerkle: lol
DigiLightstar: This is what I learn in college.

TeenTai88: (In Soviet Matrix, spoon thinks there is no you!)

DigiLightstar: There's a DDR at UD, I wanna try it but I don't know how. >_<
emmary88: just jump around and go WOOT I DON'T KNOW WTF I'M DOING!

While discussing my new laptop:
DigiLightstar: Very first thing I did was to change the desktop wallpaper to my Yu-Gi-Oh one. ^_^
Fredmerkle: Dork. :-P

FlameStrike02: Why does he keep coming back?
Kuru Seed: Because you touch yourself at night.
FlameStrike02: No, thats why the dinosaurs went extinct.

Hanyou no Oukami: *pour cold water on VT, which activates VT's girl curse*
TeenTai88: My what curse?
mystic shadow 43: ....im never becomeing a girl again

TeenTai88: (And also: *hands my gagged and bound Malik persona to DF* You know what to do.)

Black Fang Kiryu: You may not believe this, but there have been times when I've had a lot more fun in the back seat of a car.
TheAD 104: o_O
TheAD 104: BLOGED
Black Fang Kiryu: O_o... NOT LIKE THAT!
TheAD 104: Yeah Huh
Black Fang Kiryu: I mean playing gameboy...

xTriggerHappy09x: I like the "Power Rangers" theory
xTriggerHappy09x: 5 > any other number besides 6
xTriggerHappy09x: GREEN RANGER'D

Kuru Seed: BURN
xTriggerHappy09x: >.> Kuru, please stop
xTriggerHappy09x: with the burning remarks
Kuru Seed: FREEZE

Kuru Seed: kik
Kuru Seed: lol*

mystic shadow 43: WARSHIP ME
xTriggerHappy09x: WARSHIP'D
mystic shadow 43: thank you

TheAD 104: I went to Google and entered random letters into the thingy and pressed I'm Feeling Lucky
Fredmerkle: ...What'd you get?
TheAD 104: http://www.safersex.org/

DigiLightstar: Hmm... I need a plan
DDAJHope: o.O
DDAJHope: you didn't have a plan?
DigiLightstar: ^_^ I'm making this up as I go
DDAJHope: o.o'

Fredmerkle: He's feeding me all the usual stuff...I should demote both of you, apparently.
DigiLightstar: -_- Of course
DDAJHope: LOL
Fredmerkle: Adam's a big cheater, and DF's not as cool as I am. :: smiles ::

TrueTigerSoul: Mmmm, popcornage

TheAD 104: HOT DOG ON A STICK
TheAD 104: I won an Award

Fredmerkle has entered the room.
FlameStrike02: And thats why BTM sucks
FlameStrike02: Oh, BTM

xTriggerHappy09x: o.]
xTriggerHappy09x: *o.(
xTriggerHappy09x: *O.o
FlynetteFoxie: *snicker*

While discussing the winners for the DigiChoice Awards:
Fredmerkle: Heh, you guys want a list?
DigiLightstar: No!
DDAJHope: lol
DigiLightstar: I don't want to know yet!
Fredmerkle: Alright
DigiLightstar: Wow, that took an amazing amount of self-control...

Naito no Kisaki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
DigiLightstar: o_O
Naito no Kisaki: I did it again. ^_^
DigiLightstar: o_O'
Naito no Kisaki: I started a conversation with you going o_O
DigiLightstar: hi Kaado
Naito no Kisaki: Hi DF.

FlynetteFoxie: Here's food for thought
FlynetteFoxie: You're an admin, some newbie says you have no RP abilities and that you're a moron. What do you do?
Fredmerkle: :: shrug :: Let 'em be.
TheAD 104: Cry
Blade Malfoy: And then kill them.
FlynetteFoxie: Death by knife!
Blade Malfoy: Death by lightsaber!
Fredmerkle: Death by Sweetcheeks!

TheAD 104: *is amazed how my lisp can show in my typeing*
TeenTai88: You're multi-talented.
TheAD 104: I'm a freak of Nature
TheAD 104: WONDER AT ME
TeenTai88: *wonders*
TeenTai88: Since when is anyone in this family NOT a freak?

Kuru Seed: I dun think i need a pill that makes me horny

Fredmerkle: :: sighs :: I'm a walking punchline

FlameStrike02: Remember all the great posts that used to show up in the talk forum durring v2?
FlameStrike02: "I wish I had a g/f!" posts, "Party" posts
Fredmerkle: Heh, those were the good old days
FlameStrike02: "I'm going to kill myself" posts
Fredmerkle: LOL
FlameStrike02: *I mean it this time" posts
FlameStrike02: Good times
Fredmerkle: Yeah... :: sigh ::
Fredmerkle: Just not the same now.

FlameStrike02: I got IM's from people like Goj and Vik congratulating me, and I was all like "Wow! These important people are talking to ME!"

FlameStrike02: I can't believe I used to type like that
Fredmerkle: :-)
Fredmerkle: You have grown, grasshopper

BlueStl8: but it's all god ^_^
BlueStl8: *good

While discussing Tiger's Sims game:
Magical Bobby: Is it gonna be a boy or a girl?
DaiTheWind: Tiger doesn't know, but he can't control the gender.
Magical Bobby: can't he go in for a mamogram or whatever the hell they're called?

WHile discussing our Economics class project:
malevolent fork: F*** YOU
malevolent fork: LMAO
DigiLightstar: ^_^
malevolent fork: i am creative
malevolent fork: a free spirit.
malevolent fork: and by the way..i made the triangle from the envelope
malevolent fork: and licked it...no glue needed.
malevolent fork: or paperclips.
malevolent fork: HA.
DigiLightstar: actually, that was my idea
malevolent fork: i know it was

Kaado Tatsujin: My origami skills are AWE-SOME...
Kaado Tatsujin: I can fold a boulder!
Kaado Tatsujin: It can be folded in 0.2 seconds! ^_^
Kaado Tatsujin: *Grabs a piece of paper.* Observe! *Crumbles it into a ball.* A boulder!
DigiLightstar: *applauds* Amazing

Valandil Calafal: df threatend to start the storyline
DigiLightstar: threatened? o_O
Valandil Calafal: lol
Valandil Calafal: :-D

Fredmerkle: :: chuckles :: You really are concerned about this, aren't you?
DigiLightstar: ^_^ I guess I feel it's my job as an admin to be concerned about any threats.
Fredmerkle: :: nod :: That it is.

TrueTigerSoul: *is shot for being corny*
TrueTigerSoul: *and wanting everyone's babies*
IamTUO: *changes gender*
IamTUO: hmm
IamTUO: that timing was less then complimentery
DigiLightstar: You think your comment is corny? I made a shrine. :/

Circa November 9, 2005:
DigiLightstar: It's an official holiday, you know
DigiLightstar: I mean, they should have cancelled school today and everything.
DigiLightstar: Seems like someone in management didn't get the memo. :/

Erratic Misfit has entered the room.
Yosmon: famous for making you crap fire
Yosmon: it is an actual food...
Yosmon: not just a tourture device
Kuru Seed: Huh
Kuru Seed: For a body so cold it made you die in fire?
Erratic Misfit: WTF did I walk in on?

DaiTheWind: Hey, let's not all forget the numerous Admin Wars...@_@
Sakuma Suzu1 01: heh
DaiTheWind: Those were a pain in the ass.
y2kaosadl: Who here wasn't an admin?
*pause*
Sakuma Suzu1 01: dunno
DigiLightstar: *silence*
DaiTheWind: XD Good question.
DigiLightstar: XDDD
xTriggerHappy09x: Indeed...
Fredmerkle: *snicker*

Kuru Seed: u pedo
DigiLightstar: No I'm not! >_<
Kuru Seed: LYZ
Kuru Seed: U LIEK EDWARD!
DigiLightstar: He's 18.
Kuru Seed: Lyz.
DigiLightstar: Truthz?
Kuru Seed: LYZ
DigiLightstar: Troothz.
Kuru Seed: LYZZZZ00000RZZZ
DigiLightstar: Truzths.
Kuru Seed: DON LOOK LKE HE'S !* TO ME
DigiLightstar: 7|2007|-|2!!1
Kuru Seed: O RLY?!
DigiLightstar: XD Shift key malfunction.

Kuru Seed: INVITE MORE
Erratic Misfit: PEOPLE!
Kuru Seed: I WANNA SEE 30 PEOPLE
MalikIstar13: Everyone on my list is in here
Kender Bard: I can't invite people
Kuru Seed: Lyz
aznmaster300: LIES
DigiLightstar: Truthz.
Kender Bard: lol
Kuru Seed: Lyz
Erratic Misfit: Eyz
DigiLightstar: Kuru and I already had that discussion. >_>
Kuru Seed: lolz

Fredmerkle: Damn it, I forgot to enter with my new catchphrase.
DigiLightstar: What's your catchphrase, BTM?
Fredmerkle: Hmm...I'll have to try it in a sec. It'll work better if I re-enter, me thinks
Fredmerkle has left the room.
Fredmerkle has entered the room.

Fredmerkle: Quack quack, motherfuckers!

Kuru Seed: Let our powers combine!
MalikIstar13: *holds up a heart* Heart!!
Kuru Seed: EARTH!
MalikIstar13: ...Some one say the next one...
RusanCrosha: FIRE!
DigiLightstar: WIND!
MalikIstar13: ...cause I sure dont remember what it was
DigiLightstar: Fire, Wind, Earth, Water, Heart!
RusanCrosha: I did fire, someone else pitch in.
DigiLightstar: w00!
MalikIstar13: ...*pokes Squirt* Say Water
MalikIstar13: In all cap
HoundofChaosDuo: *crosses heart out and rights Spleen*
MalikIstar13: My spleen hurts
RusanCrosha: My pockets hurt.
AmatsuMikaboshi8: Someone say Water.
MalikIstar13: My....
MalikIstar13: ...No!
MalikIstar13: You cant make me
DigiLightstar: WATER!
AmatsuMikaboshi8: FART!! .... O_o' Nevermind.
Ghettofroman2k2: HEART!
WestFB80: How could your pockets hurt?
DigiLightstar: XD
RusanCrosha: Very easliy.
DigiLightstar: I don't think that's one of the powers, Goji.

Kender Bard: DM days are getting fuzzy for me too
DigiLightstar: Not me!
MalikIstar13: That's because you wrote everything down, Faith!

AmatsuMikaboshi8: I got school tomorrow, so I should get to bed soon.
AmatsuMikaboshi8: Anyone want to join me?
Kuru Seed: SLEEP OVER AT MARCUS' HOUSE
Fredmerkle: I'll join you, baby...
AmatsuMikaboshi8: ....
Geno Hydra: Whoa there, Pat.
Fredmerkle: *puckers lips*
DigiLightstar: Yaoi!!
Fredmerkle: ...I forgot we had a fangirl in the room.
DigiLightstar: *bows*
Fredmerkle: *ducks and covers*
AmatsuMikaboshi8: *Grabs and gets into... suggestive positions with BTM.*
MalikIstar13: *blinks*
Fredmerkle: Oh my...this isn't your first time with this, is it?
DigiLightstar: *watches*

AmatsuMikaboshi8: I'm only going to send 3 more lines in this chat after this.
AmatsuMikaboshi8: (__|__)!!!
AmatsuMikaboshi8: THE MOON OF DOOM!!
Kuru Seed: (__|__)!!!
AmatsuMikaboshi8: Goodnight.
Kuru Seed: (__|__)!!!
Kuru Seed: (__|__)!!!
Kuru Seed: (__|__)!!!
AmatsuMikaboshi8 has left the room.
Kuru Seed: (__|__)!!!
RusanCrosha: WARNING: Ass Overload! Please Reboot your Computer Now

Kuru Seed: Myspace blows.
Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Myspace blows.
Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Myspace blows.
Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Myspace blows.
Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Myspace blows.
Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Myspace blows.
Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Kuru Seed: Myspace blows.
RusanCrosha: Well, Kuru's bored.
DigiLightstar: Amused much?
Kuru Seed: nt rly

AmatsuMikaboshi8: This IM has been pwned by Seto Kaiba. Tremble reader; you're next.

DaiTheWind: This has been a very tiring week for me @_@
DigiLightstar: Heh, how so?
DaiTheWind: College, working on our house, childcare at a church...*falls on floor* <_>
DigiLightstar: XD Then what are you doing not sleeping at 10:30 at night?
DaiTheWind: 9:43. :p
DigiLightstar: Oh. :P
DigiLightstar: *facepalm*
DaiTheWind: Because I'm not THAT tired.
DaiTheWind: But it seems like you might be. XP
DigiLightstar: :P Touche.

sycophantXx has entered the room.
sycophantXx: you've got to be dicking me. hell no.
sycophantXx has left the room.
LiNkInPaRk XVI: lol
Kuru Seed: O RLY?
DigiLightstar: XDDD
Fredmerkle: ...Wow.
Kuru Seed: Who was that?
AmatsuMikaboshi8: Wow.
LiNkInPaRk XVI: Elite Conquerer

LiNkInPaRk XVI: I still have a question...
LiNkInPaRk XVI: What did :-) mean?
MalikIstar13: It's a smiley face?
DigiLightstar: XD I don't know either, Jim.
LiNkInPaRk XVI: Not accoring the PM's storyline
Fredmerkle: ...Damn you, PM...DAMN YOOOOOU!
Fredmerkle: And I don't know what it meant.
MalikIstar13: ...o.0
DigiLightstar: Does anyone know?
AmatsuMikaboshi8: PM didn't know either...
Fredmerkle: lol
DigiLightstar: XD

DrakenOHunter: i gave up Stargate for long john silvers and a cute guy.
DigiLightstar: XD
DrakenOHunter: damnit
Erratic Misfit: Cute guys ruin everything
DigiLightstar: Sounds like a good trade-off to me.
Kuru Seed: Thats because you're a closet perv DF.
DigiLightstar: No I'm not. ¬¬
Erratic Misfit: Stupid cute guys
Kuru Seed: Lyz
xTriggerHappy09x: Stupid cute gu-wait, what the hell?
DigiLightstar: We're talking about "a cute guy," not "cute guys"... ¬¬
DrakenOHunter: lol

While playing around with changing our text colors:
DigiLightstar: Pink!
Kuru Seed: Pink!
DrakenOHunter: WHITE!
DigiLightstar: Green!
DigiLightstar: Teal!
Kuru Seed: Hot pink!
Erratic Misfit: Red
DrakenOHunter: well we all pass preschool

DaiTheWind: Holy frosted crapwaffles, I found it!

Kachisu Wan: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
DigiLightstar: o_O
DigiLightstar: rly?
Kachisu Wan: Kyl tos.
DigiLightstar: Iha tos?
Kachisu Wan: Kyl tos.
DigiLightstar: Lyz.
Kachisu Wan: truth.
DigiLightstar: o rly?
Kachisu Wan: Kyl tos.
DigiLightstar: This is going nowhere fast.
Kachisu Wan: Iha tos?
DigiLightstar: O rly?
Kachisu Wan: Bob mrly?
DigiLightstar: -_-
Kachisu Wan: o winrly?
DigiLightstar: ya rly.
Kachisu Wan: o rlmente?
DigiLightstar: XD

DigiFaith:: BTW, your Japanese title > my browser.
Atorii Maakasu:: XD
DigiFaith:: I see a bunch of enlarged gray pixels.
Atorii Maakasu:: OWNED
DigiFaith:: PWNED.

DigiFaith:: I am holding myself hostage. If you want to see me again, give me $10,000 ransom.
Gojirazard:: I don't negotiate with kidnappers. *Bang.*
Yosmon:: pwned

Ascending Sword:: Moo?
DigiFaith:: Mo_O!
Ascending Sword:: I see we're alone...
Ascending Sword:: I vote we break the mind of next person that comes in.
Ascending Sword left
Ascending Sword joined
DigiFaith:: *breaks j00r mind*
Ascending Sword:: ....
Ascending Sword:: NOT ME.
DigiFaith:: XDDD
DigiFaith:: Maybe you should have thought about that first.
Ascending Sword:: Accident.
DigiFaith:: XDD
Ascending Sword:: When next person gets in, I'm going to say...
Ascending Sword:: DF! Hurry and pull your pants back on!
Later...
yosmon joined
Ascending Sword:: DF! Hurry and pull your pants back on!
Yosmon:: lol
DigiFaith:: o_O *hurries*
Ascending Sword:: We weren't doing anything. *Distracts Rocky.*
DigiFaith:: Of course not.
Ascending Sword:: Now, if you'd excuse me... I have to get dressed again myself.
Ascending Sword:: *Puts clothes back on.*
Yosmon:: stop porning around
Yosmon:: pornpornpornpornpornpornporn
Yosmon:: XD
DigiFaith:: O_o'
Ascending Sword:: ....
Ascending Sword:: DF, perhaps we should get a private room?
DigiFaith:: Yes, perhaps we should.
Ascending Sword:: Excellent.
In a private IM:
Ascending Sword:: Dun dun dun!
DigiFaith:: XD
Ascending Sword:: *Poke.* You're now the carrier of my hideous mutant lizard children...
DigiFaith:: o_O Interesting.
Ascending Sword:: Tell it to Yosmon?
DigiFaith:: Sure
Back in main chat:
Yosmon:: lol
Yosmon:: stop wingin' it
DigiFaith:: ^_^
Yosmon:: You're not going to the dark side on my watch
Yosmon:: so get back to work
DigiFaith:: I'm now the carrier of Goji's hideous mutant lizard children.
Ascending Sword:: Yup.
Later:
Ascending Sword:: Goodnight
Ascending Sword left
Yosmon:: aw
Yosmon:: least now we can get at it!

Kachisu Wan: btw, like my dual class acyronems?
DigiLightstar: Emo. XD
Kachisu Wan: Elementalist / Monk
DigiLightstar: XD
Kachisu Wan: I blow things up and heal people.
DigiLightstar: XDD Interesting combination.

Kachisu Wan: 5.: There is no four.
DigiLightstar: ...XD.
DigiLightstar: Good reasons, I suppose.
DigiLightstar: Except #5.
Kachisu Wan: I did that in IRC chat.
Kachisu Wan: Then I continued to number 100 >_>;
DigiLightstar: XD
Kachisu Wan:
Tal> The next one better be good.
Me> 42.: Eh?
Tal> ....
* Tal slaps Kuruchiizu around a bit with a large trout

Kachisu Wan: And bet your dad didn't pave the road for microwave communications or build the missle guidence system OR bring the live footage from the moon landing to alaska >_>;
DigiLightstar: Heh
Kachisu Wan: While being cool.
Kachisu Wan: >_>

Kachisu Wan: So leik.
Kachisu Wan: I was doing my physics homework.
Kachisu Wan: And one of the answers came to 1.337 mA.

Gojirazard: MUTANT ORANGE SLICE!!
DigiLightstar: o_O
Gojirazard: o_O indeed.
Gojirazard: It's one slice, but one end forks like a snake tongue.
DigiLightstar: XD Well, keep it away from me, because I need to start studying again.
Gojirazard: Have fun. *Eats it.* *Grows a third arm.* O_o

Gojirazard: Ask the user for the password
Wait for the user to type in the password
If the password the user typed is correct, play some victory music
If the password is wrong, punch the user in the face
Duplicate the program and spread copies all over the user computer
Start sending e-mails with copies of the program
DigiLightstar: XD
DigiLightstar: Sounds like one of my programming assignments.
Gojirazard: lol

Gojirazard: This human can walk, think, eat, get killed, and do other things.
DigiLightstar: Amazing.
Gojirazard: Luckily, I have not programmed this 'perfect' human to reproduce.
DigiLightstar: Even more amazing.
Gojirazard: Yup... And he is me.
Gojirazard: o_O
DigiLightstar: O_o
DigiLightstar: How could you have programmed him, then?
Gojirazard: .... I'm just that good. XD

Gojirazard: 10 print "Hello, world."
20 goto 10
DigiLightstar: LIEK OMG INFINITE LOOP LOL

Azure Pawn: ........
DigiLightstar: ....
Azure Pawn: I have bad news, and I have worse news...
DigiLightstar: Hmm, that doesn't sound good.
Azure Pawn: Bad news... I might have a son or daughter in about 9 months...
DigiLightstar: ...Are you serious?
Azure Pawn: Worse news... The father is going to jail for an even longer time than that...
Azure Pawn: .... April Fools.
DigiLightstar: >_>
Azure Pawn: That was terrible...
Azure Pawn: I know...
DigiLightstar: XP
Azure Pawn: I couldn't resist making fun of the order of nature.... How's life?
DigiLightstar: XD Not bad.
DigiLightstar: How about you?
Azure Pawn: Not pregnant, and thankful for that.
DigiLightstar: Heh, indeed.
DigiLightstar: I also have news:
DigiLightstar: It's not April.
DigiLightstar: :P
Azure Pawn: Oh. o_O

Azure Pawn: NO YAOI FOR AMANDA. ONE YEAR.
DigiLightstar: O_O" *spontaneously combusts*
Azure Pawn: LOL
DigiLightstar: *reduced to a smoldering heap of ashes*
Azure Pawn: Fine... Sentence reduced to 3 weeks.
DigiLightstar: ;_; I want yaoi tonight!!
DigiLightstar: Really. XD I have a list of fic recommendations and I've been reading every night.
DigiLightstar: It's quite fun.
Azure Pawn: ....
DigiLightstar: XD
Azure Pawn: NO YAOI. BAD FOR YOUR HEAD.
DigiLightstar: Bad for the HEAD, perhaps...

Azure Pawn: Mists shroud the forest ahead and the sea behind. At the same time, the faraway peaks of the mountains are as vivid as a spring sky. Ahead; snipers hide amung the trees and shadows. Behind; submerged assassins close in, hanging on driftwood. What use is distant clarity?
DigiLightstar: Hmm, good question.
Azure Pawn: That's the point?
DigiLightstar: Distant clarity gives us reason to find present clarity, because knowing what's coming gives you reason to struggle through today.
Azure Pawn: But distant clarity alone is distracting, and blinds you to present threats.
DigiLightstar: That's an issue of the individual observer. Some have better focus than others.
Azure Pawn: O.o'
DigiLightstar: Heh.

DigiLightstar: Yes, you have good vibes.
TrueTigerSoul: *nodnod* Did they help?
DigiLightstar: Yes, they helped greatly.
DigiLightstar: Thank you.
TrueTigerSoul: Go me!
TrueTigerSoul: I mean...er...you
TrueTigerSoul: >_>
TrueTigerSoul: Ah, to hell with it, GO TEAM!
DigiLightstar: w00!
DigiLightstar: XD
TrueTigerSoul: We can be like the A-Team!
TrueTigerSoul: Or the XD-Team!
DigiLightstar: XDD Indeed.
DigiLightstar: We'll be the first team formed for writing research papers.
DigiLightstar: XDD
DigiLightstar: We need some cheerleaders.
TrueTigerSoul: With big red pom-poms
TrueTigerSoul: Yos would be perfect
DigiLightstar: lol *mental image*
TrueTigerSoul: I've used pom-poms before...it's not nice ¬_¬
DigiLightstar: XD *another mental image*
TrueTigerSoul: But it's what I get for joining the dance club with my friends
DigiLightstar: I should try to find some of my dance pictures, I was so cute. :P
TrueTigerSoul: XD
TrueTigerSoul: I wasn't cute, they put me in a sequined baby-blue and maroon waistcoat, waving blue and yellow pom-poms about
DigiLightstar: XDD
TrueTigerSoul: And I had to do it in a CLASS ASSEMBLY
TrueTigerSoul: Wait, not class. SCHOOL.
DigiLightstar: ROFL.
TrueTigerSoul: But I survived.
TrueTigerSoul: Barely
DigiLightstar: XD I danced in a recital, when everyone's parents were there.
DigiLightstar: And my dad gave me silk roses after the recital, and I still have them. In a vase on my bookcase. :P
TrueTigerSoul: Awwww
TrueTigerSoul: Least it wasn't in front of everyone in your school. At the age of 12.
DigiLightstar: XD Yes, that might be traumatizing.
TrueTigerSoul: You'd think so, but I'm rather well adjusted
TrueTigerSoul: I mean, I survived DMs unphazed, didn't I?
DigiLightstar: XDD Indeed.
TrueTigerSoul: It's probably why I survived
TrueTigerSoul: Tub-girl has nothing on my dancing

TrueTigerSoul: And true, Blue-Eyes pwns me
DigiLightstar: And me.
TrueTigerSoul: (But you love it, and I don't)
DigiLightstar: XD True.

DigiLightstar: o_O There's fics about the actual Pokemon?
DigiLightstar: And PokemonxTrainer?
DigiLightstar: o_O Someone's deprived.
TrueTigerSoul: XD

DigiLightstar: Sub > dub.
DigiLightstar: Paku Romi + Toru Okawa = <3.
DigiLightstar: Although Vic and Travis aren't bad, either.
TrueTigerSoul: I dunno, I like the fact that the English VAs are the same gender as their character
DigiLightstar: XD Yeah, Ed's voice being female bothered me for about three seconds. Then I got over it.
TrueTigerSoul: He is 12 after all
DigiLightstar: But he's 18 now.
TrueTigerSoul: He's 18 and now legal, you mean
DigiLightstar: Yes. :P
TrueTigerSoul: I know how you yaoi-fangirls think!
DigiLightstar: XD
DigiLightstar: My mind is an open book.

TrueTigerSoul: I'm a kinky kicking drunk with a penchant for vodka and checked shoes
DigiLightstar: XDDD Indeed.
DigiLightstar: Make that your next MSN tagline-thing.
TrueTigerSoul: Done

TrueTigerSoul: The only person I see in the flresh who knows of my journal is Rich. And he's just as rude, if not worse, so he wouldn't breath a word. Cos I can do the same >:D
TrueTigerSoul: flresh? Ew, engrish

TrueTigerSoul: I haven't been to that Adventurer is You! place in a while
DigiLightstar: XD Kingdom of Loathing!!
TrueTigerSoul: That's it!
DigiLightstar: XD
DigiLightstar: An adventurer is you!!
DigiLightstar: I have a mosquito named Byte.
DigiLightstar: I'm such a dork. :P

TrueTigerSoul: ph34r teh m1ght33 PIEGER
DigiLightstar: pieger?
DigiLightstar: Oh. XD
DigiLightstar: *gets it*
TrueTigerSoul: *good*

Kachisu Wan: I tried iGod.
Kachisu Wan: I kept saying "Baka."
DigiLightstar: iGod pwns.
Kachisu Wan: A LUEser crashed iGod with logics.

Kachisu Wan: omg pepes bling bling
DigiLightstar: o rly?
Kachisu Wan: Kyl tos.
DigiLightstar: >_>
Kachisu Wan: Iha tos?
DigiLightstar: <_<

Kachisu Wan: I'm like "lol lazy btchs"
Kachisu Wan: Teacher said "Wut" and I said "no u"
DigiLightstar: o_O
Kachisu Wan: Then she said "lol ok n00b"
Kachisu Wan: I have a very unique mind.
Kachisu Wan: >_>

Kachisu Wan: No times infinity by the power of infinity.
Kachisu Wan: Plus 2
DigiLightstar: rly?

Kachisu Wan: oic.
DigiLightstar: oic?
Kachisu Wan: Sound out the letters, then think of three words that sound like that.
DigiLightstar: XDD Knew that.
Kachisu Wan: orly?
DigiLightstar: ya rly.
Kachisu Wan: Lyz.
DigiLightstar: nt rly

Kachisu Wan:
Me: (Rush up) (Casts Incendiary bonds) (Casts Fire ball)
Them: (Takes 1 damage) ?....!
Me: Oh shi-
(Insert sodomy)

DigiLightstar: What is iha tos?
Kachisu Wan: orly?
DigiLightstar: ya rly
DigiLightstar: Iha tos = o rly?
Kachisu Wan: Zing
DigiLightstar: Zing?
DigiLightstar: o_O I am utterly confused.
DigiLightstar: So what's kyl tos?
Kachisu Wan: ya rly.
DigiLightstar: Okay, I think I get it now. Iha tos = o rly, and kyl tos = ya rly.
Kachisu Wan: Kyl tos.
DigiLightstar: XD

Kachisu Wan:
School Board : LOLOL MATH ISN'T IMPORTENT LETS PUT HIM IN ART CLASSES!!
Me: But I like math..
School Board: STFU
Kachisu Wan:
School Board: Hey dis physics course has art AND math
Me: Don't I need to take Algebra for that?
School Board: You took pre-algebra.
Me: Thats an introduction class
School Board: STFU OR IT'S THREE WEEK SUSPENSION!

Kachisu Wan: Going to roffle some waffles.

DaiTheWind: I couldn't read that klind of stuff. @_@
DaiTheWind: *thwacks the l*

DigiLightstar: So you woke up really fast?
DaiTheWind: Yup.
DigiLightstar: Like, you knew where you were right away?
DaiTheWind: Sorta.
DigiLightstar: Cause that's what I'm worried about, that I'm going to wake up and not know what's going on and freak out.
DaiTheWind: XD Nah. The first thing I did was try to crack a joke.
DigiLightstar: XD
DigiLightstar: Yeah, I can see that.

DaiTheWind: *Level 55 alarm sounds* OMGWTFBBQREMOTEIZTEHMISSING!

DaiTheWind: I don't have to do any homework tonight! *dances and wipes a big-ass sweatdrop off of his forehead*
DigiLightstar: XD I read that wrong.
DaiTheWind: XD!
DigiLightstar: XDD
DaiTheWind: I am SO going to quote that.
DigiLightstar: Me too. :P

On the night I FINALLY finished collecting all 224 episodes of Yuugiou:
DigiLightstar: The work of almost a year, many intarweb connections, and one very overworked DVD burner comes to fruition.
Gojirazard: LOL

DigiLightstar: I HEART MASAOMI.
DaiTheWind: o_O
DigiLightstar: If he is evil, I really am going to cry.
DaiTheWind: @_@
DigiLightstar: Like this:
DigiLightstar: ;_;
DaiTheWind: @_@_@_@_@_@

DigiLightstar: Time for DF to go watch Digimon.
DigiLightstar: Or maybe Onmyou Taisenki.
DigiLightstar: Hmm, decisions.
DaiTheWind: use AIM dice as a coin. :p
DigiLightstar: XD
DigiLightstar: You can only do that in chat, can't you?
DigiLightstar: //roll-dice
DigiLightstar: Hmm.
DaiTheWind: //roll-sides2-dice1
DaiTheWind: <_>
DigiLightstar: //roll
DaiTheWind: //rofl
DaiTheWind: *not typo*

DigiLightstar: Most of the normal people in this time zone are probably asleep right now, and I'm rolling around collecting smiley faces. :/
DaiTheWind: XD You should probably quote that.

DaiTheWind: I wish random events were more frequent.
DigiLightstar: Heh, me too.
DigiLightstar: Then maybe I'd get some. >_>

DigiLightstar: I think school has fried my brain.
DigiLightstar: And served it to the president of the university.
DigiLightstar: On a silver platter.
DigiLightstar: With a side of fries.
DaiTheWind: @_@
DaiTheWind: I get the point.
DigiLightstar: XD See what I mean?
DaiTheWind: Yesh
DigiLightstar: I've been like this for about three days now.
DigiLightstar: I don't think it's going away.

Gojirazard: When I typo, it makes words. Just the wrong wards.
Gojirazard: words^
DigiLightstar: XDDD
Gojirazard: SEE WHAT I MEAN!!

DigiLightstar: >_>" Okay, that's not cool.
DigiLightstar: I can hear the bed creaking in the next room.
Gojirazard: o_O'
DigiLightstar: *puts on headphones*
Gojirazard: Beat on the wall and yell for them to get a room.
DigiLightstar: XD They have a room.
Gojirazard: I mean at a motel or something...
DigiLightstar: Heh
DigiLightstar: On a completely random note, have you seen BTM on lately?
Gojirazard: I think he was on the other day, but I'll tell him you're looking for him. And that it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you heard the bed creaking in the next room.
DigiLightstar: NOT WHAT I MEANT. >_>
DigiLightstar: Just wondering if he was still hanging around here. <_<
DigiLightstar: ...That was interesting timing, though.
Gojirazard: AIM needs an XD Emoticon.

Auto response from DigiLightstar: I went that way -->
Gojirazard: *Runs that way -->.* *Hits a wall.* X-x
DigiLightstar: XD

IamTUO: *unleashes the full power of every single important DBZ character in a single shot*
DigiLightstar: *dodges*
Yosmon: *gets 1hp damage*
IamTUO: man...this chatroom has a very skewed combat system

Kachisu Wan: (Unleashes the beast)
IamTUO: *cuddles the beast*
Kachisu Wan: I don't think LUEnar likes that.

TrueTigerSoul: DF'D
DigiLightstar: XDDD
DigiLightstar: I like that.
TrueTigerSoul: "You so got DF'd, dude!"
"O RLY?"
"YA RLY!"
"NO WAI!"
DigiLightstar: *roffle*

AmatsuMikaboshi8: *Declares you my new favorite toy of amusement.*

RusanCrosha: "And here I was venting my unbridled frustrations on a helpless roll of bubble-wrap...."

DigiLightstar: *yawn* Stupid work, forcing me to go to bed so early. >_>
AmatsuMikaboshi8: >_>
DigiLightstar: <_<
AmatsuMikaboshi8: Right now?
DigiLightstar: Yes.
AmatsuMikaboshi8: But... My favorite toy can't leave me!
DigiLightstar: XDDD
AmatsuMikaboshi8: XD
AmatsuMikaboshi8: Bye-bye
DigiLightstar: Goodnight.
DigiLightstar: Your favorite toy shall return tomorrow night.
DigiLightstar: ...That sounded weird.
AmatsuMikaboshi8: Indeed it did.

Kachisu Wan: Not so fast kaiba
DigiLightstar: >_>
DigiLightstar: Meant to hit Alt-Tab.
DigiLightstar: Hit Alt-F4.
Kachisu Wan: prawned
DigiLightstar: Shut up. <_<
Kachisu Wan: How the hell do you miss by that large of a margin?

TrueTigerSoul: Egyptians DID shave their heads
TrueTigerSoul: Which might explain how Atem can have such absurd hair. It is...A WIG!
DigiLightstar: No it's not!!
TrueTigerSoul: It's a wig made from MARIGOLDS!
DigiLightstar: XDD
DigiLightstar: And buttons?
DigiLightstar: Remember, we see him as a baby and he still has the crazy hair!!
TrueTigerSoul: ....babies can have wigs
DigiLightstar: It's his real hair. This is an undeniable truth. >_>
TrueTigerSoul: Have you seen anyone pull it?
DigiLightstar: Yes. When he's dueling Haga/Weevil on top of the train and his hair is flying all over the place because the train's moving so fast.
DigiLightstar: XP
TrueTigerSoul: Ah, but it's made from real hair, and held on by magic
TrueTigerSoul: If you remove his hair, that magic sends you...TO THE SHADOW REALM! *bakuralaff*
TrueTigerSoul: ...Okay, so it's late, and my mind is tired
TrueTigerSoul: Sue me for having crazy but plausible ideas >_>

Gojirazard: Yosmon-san wa ninja ni narenai.
TrueTigerSoul: Yossy's in a ninja?
TrueTigerSoul: Oh, wait, no...

DigiLightstar: Yossy posted that already. :P
Kachisu Wan: I showed it to him.
Kachisu Wan: You fuckers need to give props.
DigiLightstar: Yes, he did. XD
Kachisu Wan: >_> Oh, I just assumed he didn't. Cause, you know, you didn't.
DigiLightstar: I forgot. >_>
DigiLightstar: It was, like, two in the morning and I was half-asleep.
Kachisu Wan: And you should duly note I love messing with people.
DigiLightstar: Duly noted.

DigiLightstar: Okay, it says to make sure I typed in my email right, but then it won't let me look at my account info. <_<
Kuruchiizu: owned
DigiLightstar: >_> That is not helpful.

Kachisu Wan: I tried removing the iTunes but quicktime would've went with it and I'm like "bbqsauz"

TrueTigerSoul: Has Marcus asked you want you'd like to experience?
DigiLightstar: Yes. XD
TrueTigerSoul: Tell him sex cake :P
DigiLightstar: o_O
TrueTigerSoul: XD
DigiLightstar: XD
TrueTigerSoul: But I do want to experience sex cake
DigiLightstar: XDD
TrueTigerSoul: With like, 3 layers, and jam, and cream, and chocolate, and RUM, and sprinkles
DigiLightstar: XD
DigiLightstar: Yum?
TrueTigerSoul: *raises eyebrows* That's why I need to experience sex cake. Might be icky.
DigiLightstar: XD

TrueTigerSoul: One day, I'm just gonna randomly say "Ecks to the freaking dee!"
DigiLightstar: XDD
TrueTigerSoul: And am I the only person who used to think ecks dee was pronounced eeks dee?
TrueTigerSoul: Like, EEEEK...s dee
DigiLightstar: ...Considering that it comes from the letters x and d, yeah.
TrueTigerSoul: ¬_¬ Well, I didn't know of XD back then. It was BXD
DigiLightstar: BXD?
DigiLightstar: Oh, before XD?
DigiLightstar: Nice.
TrueTigerSoul: :P

Nohbdy Ithirion: l,;poiuy4er5sdwqazs ftygijokijr fdewqawse4drf5yhuiokpl
Nohbdy Ithirion: '/?ewqaSZ
Nohbdy Ithirion: ....
DigiLightstar: o_O
DigiLightstar: What was that?
Nohbdy Ithirion: Was wiping off keyboard. XD
DigiLightstar: XDDDDDD
Nohbdy Ithirion: Accidently sent chat invite, too.
DigiLightstar: XDDD

DigiLightstar: XDD!
DigiLightstar: I just saw the part where Varon takes off his Psychic Armor Head and his hair goes "poof!"
xRaventidex: YES!
xRaventidex: I LOVE THAT PART!

Kuruchiizu is away at 7:10:43 PM.
DigiLightstar: O_o
Auto response from Kuruchiizu: I am away from my computer right now.
DigiLightstar: Boring away message.
Kuruchiizu returned at 8:57:33 PM.
Kuruchiizu: Your FACE is boring.

DaiTheWind: ...It's quiet.
DaiTheWind: Why?
DaiTheWind: *giant boomy noise*
DaiTheWind: There.

DaiTheWind: When life gives you lemons, use them for smutty fanfics! ^_^
DigiLightstar: 8D
DaiTheWind: ...not that I would do so. >_>;
gHEttofroMAN2k2: when life gives you a gun, kill everyone you can?
Gilchrist Honou: ty
gHEttofroMAN2k2: *shrinks and hides in ixi's shirt*
Gilchrist Honou: .... *SCREEEECH*
gHEttofroMAN2k2: protect me
Gilchrist Honou: git out
Gilchrist Honou: of my shirt
Kuruchiizu: (Removes Mike)
Kuruchiizu: (Uses him in a shake)
gHEttofroMAN2k2: ..what kind of shake
Kuruchiizu: Chocolete milk shake.
gHEttofroMAN2k2: okay
Kuruchiizu: (Gulps shake)
gHEttofroMAN2k2: *rides the shake into Kuru's belly*
gHEttofroMAN2k2: ...the smurfs are in here..
gHEttofroMAN2k2: wow..smurfette is a slut..
Kuruchiizu: I SHALL INGEST YOU ALL NOW
gHEttofroMAN2k2: *grows to full size in kuru's belly*
Kuruchiizu: Gross, OUT OF MY BELLA (Vomits)
gHEttofroMAN2k2: hey she smurfed me first
gHEttofroMAN2k2: smurfing whore
Kuruchiizu: Oh stop smurfing.
gHEttofroMAN2k2: I hope she smurfing dies
Gilchrist Honou: ?_?
DigiLightstar: o_O
Kuruchiizu: Smurf smurf smurfing smurf.
gHEttofroMAN2k2: I HOPE YOU ALL SMURFING DIE
Kuruchiizu: SMURF YOU
gHEttofroMAN2k2: SMURF YOU MOTHER SMURFERS
gHEttofroMAN2k2: NO SMURF YOU

gHEttofroMAN2k2: we dont bite...
gHEttofroMAN2k2: much

Kuruchiizu: She likes my sparkling personality already.
DigiLightstar: Indeed.
DigiLightstar: But how could anyone not? 8D
Kuruchiizu: True..

DigiLightstar: Seto no Tamashii: *giggles* Kuru is the bomb, of course. XD Everyone knows that, though.
Kuruchiizu: Kuru is quietly going insane, one death at a time.
DigiLightstar: XDDDD

DigiLightstar: Ninja!
Kuruchiizu: Thats not a ninja.
Kuruchiizu: http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/9534/11064075991532pg.jpg
Kuruchiizu: THIS IS A NINJA

Kuruchiizu: http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/773/11455692210721jo9dy.jpg

Kuruchiizu: You did it iagain.
DigiLightstar: XD
Kuruchiizu: And I made a typo as well
Kuruchiizu: Wait.
Kuruchiizu: Apple hijacked that word.
Kuruchiizu: iAgain.

Nohbdy Ithirion: *Shameless shirtless fanservice pose!*
Kuruchiizu: (Same, only with a cape)
DigiLightstar: Again?!
Gilchrist Honou: O_o
TeenTai88: *blink*
Kuruchiizu: And I'll form the he- (Run over by a bus)
DigiLightstar: o_O'
Gilchrist Honou: ;_;
Kuruchiizu: (Respawns) Ow, dieing sucks.
Nohbdy Ithirion: You're all in awe of my masculine beauty!
gHEttofroMAN2k2: *drives the same bus over marcus*
Gilchrist Honou: thanks Mike

Seto no Tamashii has entered the room.
DigiLightstar: Yay!
Kuruchiizu: Yay!
DigiLightstar: XD
Kuruchiizu: =3
DigiLightstar: We pwn, Kuru.
Kuruchiizu: Indeed.
Nohbdy Ithirion: Excellent. Most excellent indeed.

Nohbdy Ithirion: I am Nohbdy, they call me Marcus, but you can call me Master.

gHEttofroMAN2k2: she is into S&M and I was told to behave..

Kuruchiizu: digifaith9:34p ...My mind is going in so many different directions right now, I have no idea how I'm going to be able to focus on Calculus.
Kuruchiizu: lolcalculus
DigiLightstar: XDD
DigiLightstar: "lolcalculus" sounds like a pretty good strategy for approaching this exam, reallly.
DigiLightstar: *really.
DigiLightstar: Good thing it's not an English exam. :|

noreallyidont: This one scares me, but Goldfishy adores it. http://kittenwar.com/kittens/5900/
DigiLightstar: O_O
DigiLightstar: ...It's a head.
noreallyidont: XDDDD
DigiLightstar: ...Where's the body?
DigiLightstar: Wait, I think I see front paws!
noreallyidont: *dying*
DigiLightstar: XDD
noreallyidont: It still looks to me like it's wearing a sweater.

DigiLightstar: I find that my good judgement on AIM decreases as it gets later at night.
DigiLightstar: Like this:
DigiLightstar: noreallyidont: *trying to compare [Yami] against Seto, and wondering if that's a bad measure* Sometimes he's nigh on level with him...other times nigh on level with his crotch. 8|
DigiLightstar: XD Also open to interpretation.
noreallyidont: *death*

DaiTheWind: 14 NP...*runs to Roo island*
DigiLightstar: XDD
DigiLightstar: You, my friend, have a gambling problem. :P
DaiTheWind: Wanna bet on that?
DaiTheWind: ...o_O

Kuruchiizu: I have Tiggys entry.
Kuruchiizu: FROM THE FUTURE
DigiLightstar: Indeed.
Kuruchiizu: http://www.blurty.com/users/kuruseed/friends
DigiLightstar: Because he's in a different timezone.
DigiLightstar: Funny how those things work, isn't it?
Kuruchiizu: I'm hungry, and hungryness makes me a dork =(
DigiLightstar: XD

Nohbdy Ithirion: Join me, DF, and together... Wii shall rule the world!

TrueTigerSoul: Thanks to J-dorama, I know how to propose to a Japanese girl now
DigiLightstar: XD
TrueTigerSoul: Anata no kazoku ni naritai desu (I want to be your family)
DigiLightstar: Cute.
DigiLightstar: Does that mean you just proposed to me? :P
TrueTigerSoul: XD No
DigiLightstar: XDD
TrueTigerSoul: Because you don't know Japanese
DigiLightstar: XD You gave a translation.

DigiLightstar: If I slashed Seth, how could I pair him with Kisara? XD
TrueTigerSoul: Threesome?
DigiLightstar: XDD
DigiLightstar: The only threesomes that I'd even consider liking are Yuugi/Yami/someone.
DigiLightstar: And that's more like a two-and-a-half-some.
TrueTigerSoul: XD
TrueTigerSoul: Yes, the mechanics would need working out

TrueTigerSoul: I'm Yugi. Fwahaha
TrueTigerSoul: Wait, no, no I'm not
TrueTigerSoul: That would be hell. All those fangirls, having some dead guy in me (in the non-sexual way), being so short...the list goes on

TrueTigerSoul: I mean, imagine if that were the real plot
TrueTigerSoul: Director: "Okay Eric, today Seto's gonna get it on with his precious Blue Eyes. I need some real good grunts from you today!"
Eric: *thumbs up*
DigiLightstar: XDDDDD
DigiLightstar: Quote'd.

DaiTheWind: Umbrellas are not contraceptives!! o_O

DigiLightstar: I'm here all alone this week. ;_;
Gojirazard: As am I... Starting tomorrow.
DigiLightstar: Let's have a party?
Gojirazard: *Checks schedule.* Looks like I have 3 planned already... No, make that 4... But those are all on Thurs-Fri-Sat-Sun, and I'm alone Wednesday to Wednesday.
DigiLightstar: XDD
Gojirazard: So, we got Wednesday, Monday and Tuesday open.
DigiLightstar: Aunt will be back some unknown time this weekend, so Wednesday will be good.
Gojirazard: Tomorrow? XD
DigiLightstar: XD Yes.
DigiLightstar: Plan fast.

Kuruchiizu: My story telling skillz is kinda like this guys story telling. http://www.comedity.com/index.php?strip_id=18 except I don't do it purpose.

xRaventidex: ...Kitty was looking for you. You're in twouble. XD
DigiLightstar: XD
DigiLightstar: Didn't expect to be at aunt and uncle's as long as I was.
DigiLightstar: I can duel him later.
xRaventidex: Twoooouble~

DigiLightstar: ...XD
DigiLightstar: "Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:
No. Why?"
DigiLightstar: I have. 8]
DigiLightstar: Worst idea evar.
xRaventidex: ...whit why? XDDD
DigiLightstar: Curiosity killed the cat. 8];
xRaventidex: ...
xRaventidex: It's gonna kill a fishy soon. XD Wtf why?
DigiLightstar: XD Don't do it, it hurts.
xRaventidex: ...
xRaventidex: *teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeempted*
DigiLightstar: XDD
DigiLightstar: Well, at least touch it really lightly, and jerk it away fast, so you don't do any real damage. :D;
xRaventidex: Ok. Explain the lure of licking a 9 volt battery. XD
DigiLightstar: Wondering if touching my tongue to the end of the two terminals will complete the circuit and cause electricity to flow through my tongue.
DigiLightstar: It did.
DigiLightstar: Because, you know, if you touch each end of a AA battery, nothing happens.
xRaventidex: ...XDD
DigiLightstar: XD
DigiLightstar: My theory was faulty.

TrueTigerSoul: Guess what?
DigiLightstar: What? XD
TrueTigerSoul: I wanna be a popstar ^_^
TrueTigerSoul: ...I'll stop soon, I swear
DigiLightstar: XDDD

xRaventidex: How well can you cheerlead?
DigiLightstar: 8D
DigiLightstar: Girl power!!
xRaventidex: I have DU!Boundy-mun cheering for me, too! >8D
DigiLightstar: XDD
DigiLightstar: See, you're not alone!!
DigiLightstar: You have THE POWER OF FRIENDS!! *Yami-pose*
xRaventidex: ....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Kuruchiizu: Oy
Kuruchiizu: Oy
Kuruchiizu: Oy
Kuruchiizu: Oy
Kuruchiizu: Oy
Kuruchiizu: Oy
Kuruchiizu: FINE
DigiLightstar: o_O
Kuruchiizu: I forgot what I was going to say
DigiLightstar: XDD

Nohbdy Ithirion: Do virgins taste better?

Nohbdy Ithirion: You're still here?!
DigiLightstar: o_O
Nohbdy Ithirion: I thought you were going to sleep.
DigiLightstar: ...My AIM says I'm signed off?
Nohbdy Ithirion: Not yet
DigiLightstar: Just finished watching Cardcaptor Sakura. XD
DigiLightstar: Going to sleep now.
DigiLightstar: XD Let's see if signoff works this time.
DigiLightstar: o_O
Nohbdy Ithirion: o_O
DigiLightstar: Okay, how about exiting AIM?
Nohbdy Ithirion: XD
DigiLightstar: ...o_O
Nohbdy Ithirion: You're stuck on? XD
DigiLightstar: Okay, then, kill process. >_>
(That worked. XD)

Kuruchiizu: I R E!##&
DigiLightstar: You are what?
Kuruchiizu: !##& = cap 1337
DigiLightstar: XDD
Kuruchiizu: lol c wut i did thar?
DigiLightstar: Shift key malfunction, or is that the new intarweb meme?
Kuruchiizu: Hey.
Kuruchiizu: It's not easy starting internets fags.
Kuruchiizu: Yes, fags.
Kuruchiizu: Not fads.
DigiLightstar: ...XD
Kuruchiizu: </thereisnotypo.>

TrueTigerSoul: I think I have a Pegasus complex
DigiLightstar: XD This is not good for the "I'm not gay" claim.
TrueTigerSoul: Everyone thinks HE'S gay, but he has a wife!
DigiLightstar: XD Had.
DigiLightstar: She died, and he went all weird.
DigiLightstar: Now, it's anyone's guess.
TrueTigerSoul: Has, had, it proves there's some hetero in him
TrueTigerSoul: And if you read that wrong, you're a bad girl
DigiLightstar: XDDDDD
DigiLightstar: ...XDDDD
TrueTigerSoul: Stop it!
DigiLightstar: I didn't until you said that.
TrueTigerSoul: >___________>
DigiLightstar: So that means YOU read it wrong. XDDDDD

DigiLightstar: Where are you going at 3AM?
Atorii Maakasu: Fishing.
DigiLightstar: o_O'

DigiLightstar: XD\
DigiLightstar: *XD
TrueTigerSoul: Ecks dee slash!
DigiLightstar: Hmm, I wonder where that slash came from.
DigiLightstar: XDD
DigiLightstar: I think that is my new emote now. XD\
TrueTigerSoul: Ecksdeeslash!
DigiLightstar: :D
TrueTigerSoul: Colondee!
DigiLightstar: 8D
TrueTigerSoul: Eightdee!
DigiLightstar: 8]
DigiLightstar: HAH.
TrueTigerSoul: Ecksdeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedee
DigiLightstar: XDDDDDD
DigiLightstar: No, wait.
TrueTigerSoul: No, that's
DigiLightstar: *counts*
DigiLightstar: XDDDDDDDDDD
TrueTigerSoul: XDDDDDDDDDD
DigiLightstar: Yes. XP
TrueTigerSoul: Eckspee!
TrueTigerSoul: OMG
TrueTigerSoul: Windows Eckspee
DigiLightstar: XDD
TrueTigerSoul: Bill Gates is a secret geek-Wait, that's not right
TrueTigerSoul: It's no secret...
DigiLightstar: XDD
DigiLightstar: True.
TrueTigerSoul: Bill Gates named it XP for a reason
TrueTigerSoul: Cos he's just going XP "I made tham buy ANOTHER version of my software for hundreds of dollars!"
DigiLightstar: Because Microsoft loves to stick out its tongue at the world in general?
DigiLightstar: XD Yes.
TrueTigerSoul: I think Vista is a crap name for Windows. The next should be XD
TrueTigerSoul: As in
TrueTigerSoul: XD They're still buying it
DigiLightstar: XDD
TrueTigerSoul: XD is the logical choice, but I want Windows Buttsecks. Cos that'd just amuse me highly.
DigiLightstar: XDD Don't count on seeing that on the shelves anytime soon.
TrueTigerSoul: Wanna bet...?
DigiLightstar: And, that could sound really wrong, depending on how you take it.
DigiLightstar: "You want Windows to what?!"
TrueTigerSoul: XDDDD
DigiLightstar: *dead*
TrueTigerSoul: "I'd like to buy Windows buttsecks please!"
TrueTigerSoul: "Uke or seme version, sir?"
DigiLightstar: XDD This is getting quote'd.
TrueTigerSoul: "I suggest Uke, sir, you look the type."
DigiLightstar: XDDDD
TrueTigerSoul: Okay, I'll stop
TrueTigerSoul: ...I'll bet Bill Gates steals my idea. The seme bastard.
DigiLightstar: XDDD

Nohbdy Ithirion: Finals went well.
Auto response from DigiLightstar:
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you.
Nohbdy Ithirion: I feel good.
Nohbdy Ithirion: o_O'
Nohbdy Ithirion: Now, I feel awkward

xRaventidex: ...OH!
xRaventidex: Popstar.
xRaventidex: It. Is evil.
DigiLightstar: XDDDDD
DigiLightstar: I don't know why I love that song.
xRaventidex: *had not listened to it for two hours straight, really*
DigiLightstar: XDDD
DigiLightstar: Tiggy would be proud of you. <3
xRaventidex: Stripey Kitty. XD

DigiLightstar: ...ow.
xRaventidex: Wha?
DigiLightstar: ...I think Savior has broken my brain. >_>
DigiLightstar: "Hey, I came into the top five for my driver's ed class."
xRaventidex: ...wheeeee.

franceniniopher: (and out of the cow's stomach i shall pop)
DaiTheWind: mo_O *uke*
DaiTheWind: *puke*

DaiTheWind: *random noise*
DigiLightstar: XD
DaiTheWind: What's up?
DigiLightstar: Reading Yuugiou fanfics.
DaiTheWind: /?
DigiLightstar: XDDDD
DigiLightstar: Yes.
DigiLightstar: XDDD
DaiTheWind: :p
DigiLightstar: Creative phrasing there.
DaiTheWind: The internet: a lazy man's best friend. ^________________^

Nohbdy Ithirion: I'll major in ninjitsu!

Nohbdy Ithirion: Dearly beloved... We are gathered here today to join Claire and Tempest in holy matrimony...
Kuruchiizu: (Dresses Tempest in suite again)
Seto no Tamashii: Ohh! Nice threads I have on now! Cool!
Nohbdy Ithirion: Tempest is the groom in this marriage.
DigiLightstar: "Suit", Kuru. >_>
Kuruchiizu: I'll spell it suite.
DigiLightstar: A suite would be what I lived in this past year.
Kuruchiizu: I know
DigiLightstar: You wouldn't want to wear one of those. <_<
Kuruchiizu: She's dressed in a suite.
DigiLightstar: XD
Nohbdy Ithirion: They'll both be in a suite later, I think?
DigiLightstar: *dead*

Kuruchiizu: Don't you read your history books?
Kuruchiizu: During the battle, it was then that MacGyver used the energies they dispursed in the battle and harnessed it to blow them away, AND the egg of Majin Buu
Kuruchiizu: If the fight was allowed to continue Majin Buu would've been reborn.
Kuruchiizu: And Will Smith was like "Yo, MacGyver, check it. I need you to stop the fight between Godzilla and Jesus, using only telephone wire, three ounces of crack, and my pants"
Kuruchiizu: The Gandalf the Grey was like "NONE SHALL PASS"

Kuruchiizu: DigiLightstar is away at 5:07:59 PM.
DigiLightstar returned at 5:08:25 PM.
DigiLightstar is away at 5:08:39 PM.
DigiLightstar returned at 5:32:33 PM.
DigiLightstar signed off at 5:59:56 PM.
DigiLightstar signed on at 6:00:28 PM.
DigiLightstar returned at 6:00:46 PM.
DigiLightstar signed off at 6:13:46 PM.
DigiLightstar signed on at 6:18:04 PM.
DigiLightstar: XDDDDD
DigiLightstar: Was having comp issues.
Kuruchiizu: (Closes window)
DigiLightstar: XDDD

Kuruchiizu: Attribute quests are annoying.
Kuruchiizu: A demon tried to eat me last night D:
DigiLightstar: o_O
Kuruchiizu: He was like "lol i trick u and i surround u"
DigiLightstar: XD
Kuruchiizu: And I was like "But General Ackbar isn't here!"
Kuruchiizu: And the demon goes "Huzzwah?"
Kuruchiizu: And I say "Hah! Victory is mine! (Flee)"
DigiLightstar: I am in awe of your 1337 storytelling skillz. XD
Kuruchiizu: I can make the most serious situations funny.

Kuruchiizu: Stupid power.
Kuruchiizu: It went out this morning.
DigiLightstar: Bah.
Kuruchiizu: Yes.
Kuruchiizu: I'm not very balanced in the morning.
Kuruchiizu: And there was no light in the restroom.
Kuruchiizu: Hilarity ensued.

DigiLightstar: Unpacking. >_>
Kuruchiizu: oic
Kuruchiizu: You're one of those women who needs to take her entire room and bathroom when she goes places, eh?
DigiLightstar: XD Yes.
Kuruchiizu: XD
DigiLightstar: In my defense, I was gone for eight months.

DigiLightstar: See ya later.
DaiTheWind: ZNight
DaiTheWind: Zee night!
DigiLightstar: ZNight!!
DaiTheWind: She eez so shiny!
DigiLightstar: XD

Kuru Seed: Roses are red.
Kuru Seed: Violets are blue.
Kuru Seed: In soviet russia
Kuru Seed: Poems tell you.
Kuru Seed: (Flee!)

--

Gojirazard: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things -- your God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions -- things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.

"The sand is everything else -- the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

"The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups.

"Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

"Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

DigiLightstar: XD Nice.
Gojirazard: *Offers cup of coffee?*
DigiLightstar: *accepts*

--

DigiLightstar: And yes, we're always like this.