¤ D-M's Digimon RPG Quotes ¤

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"Time to fly, like a peacock into the night, admiring his tail, then promptly slamming into a tree. Yes, life as an unrecognised sex symbol is painful."
~ Tiger

"You just godmodded my life! Stop that!"
~ emmary, to Kuru

Katsuya Kajiki:: try it out
Katsuya Kajiki:: >.> I meant her title

"Grammar Nazi'D"
~ Tiger

"It just pisses me off that some boys think Girl=Sex."
~ Tiger

"It's not a toy, it makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love... damn it."
~ WarGreymon2099

"Trust the women to put men on the right path >_>"
~ Tiger

"@DF: Darn you and your biological maturity over me."
~ VampTai

"Saved from the depths of time to continue the dream of a generation..."
~ Tiggy's D-M's banner

"I would gladly live a thousand lifetimes under the most anguishing of all possible conditions if doing so might let her rise in the morning with a twinkle in her eye and laughter in her heart."
~ BeTheMan

"I'm a sexy, killing machine with anti-lock brakes and leather interior, I think it's high time you people start showing me some respect!"
~ BeTheMan

"I'm not wearing... any pants. O~o"
~ WarGreymon2099

"DMs has always thrived on community more than RPG. The RPG was just a fun thing to do on a board where you could talk to your friends."
~ Trigger

Andromon12:: g2g, I'l return in another
Andromon12:: uh
Andromon12:: period of time

"wh3333!!!!!!elventy-onedividedby3plustwoeequals mcsquareidontevenknowwhatimtypingabout!111"
~ Daikaze

"Getting away from this place is a lot harder than it should be."
~ BeTheMan

"I KNOW OVER SEVEN THOUSAND WAYS TO PLEASE A FEMALE. PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER."
~ BeTheCyborg

DigiLightstar: Hey, I have a hypothetical question...
TrueTigerSoul: Sure, shoot
DigiLightstar: Completely hypothetical.
DigiLightstar: Say that some person just happened to have a copy of the lists that DG deleted...
TrueTigerSoul: Oh really, I'm starting to like this question
DigiLightstar: Would it be wrong to give those to the admins to put back up, since DG made them and obviously wants them down?
DigiLightstar: ^_^
...A few seconds later...
connected: ezChat version 0.54
TriggerHappyBlastoise:: er.....ooh
TriggerHappyBlastoise:: hey DF
Dracmus1:: hey df
Tamer Arc:: Hey.
DigiFaith:: Hey, I've got a hypothetical question for everyone... ¬¬
TriggerHappyBlastoise:: ah, shoot.
DigiFaith:: XD
Tamer Arc:: I'm hy-ly pathetic.
King I of the Tiger:: lol
King I of the Tiger:: That sounds so familiar...
DigiFaith:: Suppose a certain person just happened to have a copy of DG's lists...
TriggerHappyBlastoise:: XD
Tamer Arc:: O.o
DigiFaith:: Suppose that person just spent 15 minutes going through Temp Internet Files to find said lists...
TriggerHappyBlastoise:: w00

King I of the Tiger:: I barely have fun as it is with my...my thing
King I of the Tiger:: Ooooo, that sounded so wrong

"Just go "Hmmmmm...." then something in your mind goes plop, and BAM! Poem on the page."
~ Tiger's description of the writing process

"If it looks human and you have a crush on it, it's considered normal."
~ Daikaze

"I don't pay much attention in el Espanol Tres clase y besides all they teach us is random crap we'd never use even if we went to Mexico anyway. Like, '!Look, a monsoon is brewing on the highway!'"
~ On The Brink Of Destruction

*upon being blocked out of a website because it was a "loophole"*
"*clicks link*
GAAAAAH! DAMN BESS!!!
*mumbles and storms off*
I'll loop your hole..."
~ emmary

"Co_Okies!! Must...resist...dark...side!!!"
~ Daikaze

King I of the Tiger:: *coughdfslashyexperiencearghmythirdeyeitburnzcough*

"Damn, where was this fire when the board could have used it?"
~ BeTheMan

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
~ emmary

"*takes Mating Pill*
What? It was for my digis?! Holy Crap!
*cue primal urges*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"
~ Tiger

"In soviet russia, table puts d-3 on you!"
~ Willis

BeTheMan:: Oh, and...check out the admin contact e-mail at the very bottom. :: cackle ::
DigiFaith:: XD!
DigiFaith:: Is that a real email?
BeTheMan:: Oh yes.
BeTheMan:: BP asked me to come up with something for the account. :-P
DigiFaith:: *rofl* I like that...
BeTheMan:: :: bows ::
(The email addy was ndtk80isan00b@hotmail.com, or something like that.)

"DONE'D"
"CONFUSE'D"
~ Kuru/Daikaze

"*a cake with Yu-Gi-Oh icing decorations and Yami Malik chained to it is wheeled over to DigiFaith*
Yami Malik: >_> This does not bode well for our psychotic villain!"
~ VampTai

"And a belated Happy Mo_O Year to all! ^_^"
~ Daikaze

AD: "o_O"
Daikaze: "O_o o_O O_o o_O O_o"
Adam: "say hello to your new admin"
Daikaze: "AD'S AN ADMIN NOW?? o_O indeed!!! Way to go, AD!"
AD: "I'm a PICKLE!!!!"

"Before I announce the winner for Most Underappreciated, I’d like to announce that Gojirazard has been informed of his victory, and would like to let you all know the following:
“I'm a happy little buffalo.”
:: strikes a heroic pose ::
…That‘s the most touching thing I‘ve heard all night."
~ BeTheMan

"Tiger's the kind of guy that'd come home at 3 in the morning, smelling of booze, with lipstick on his collar, get to his wife, slap her ass, and say, 'You're next.'"
~ TriggerHappyBlastoise

"The only way that this game wouldn't still be alive and well is if ezBoard's server exploded."
~ Willis's thoughts on the life of D-M's

"Does anybody know how to turn on Java?"
"Barry White usually helps."
"I mean on my computer.... -_-;;"
~ Magical Bob/WarGreymon 2099

"Day to my night
Give up the fight
Let the dark take hold
The grip so cold...
Let the dark embrace you."
~ Tiger

"I think the RPG is an organism that secretes a certain amount of beficial digital bacteria into our minds and changes our character and our being. It has a will of its own."
~ Willis

"Always Blame it on PMS."
~ Artemis

"Run-On Posticon Story!
::rolls in blue paint while a man dances to the beat of a singer whose best friend is in the audience drinking pepsi while to the pepsi-drinker's right is a smoker and the guy next to the smoker hates the smoker and tries to kill him while an angel appears next to a guy wearing a party hat and they merge to the right while the devil visits a second smoker which ticks off the next guy as an alien stalks behind him with the power of the smiling sun while the next person is unhappy that the bouncer gave the next person sunglasses even though the next person was really angry that he didn't because the person next to him looked evil and that made another person crazy while a different person started to spin while another person wanted to roll in yellow paint which made a random patron of the club roll her eyes at the sight of it which made one of the roadies laugh evilly when he saw a second alien walk in with a sneering person whose other friend tried not to laugh at the sights he saw while another person freaked out when he saw a scared person walk in with what looked like an emotional person while she was being stared at even though there was a guy with large eyeglasses which confused the man in front of somebody laughing because his girlfriend farted out loud and blushed while the closest person sitting smelled it when the next best-looking person in the place was sleeping when the other person at the table smiled when a girl winked at him while her little sister stuck out her tounge at him, and seeing all that made me grin::

YEAH! Knocked them all down in one shot!! W00T!"
~ Daikaze

"i guess i would use giant weopons too if i based it on the size of my ego as well. "
~ BackHandofFate

"I JUST SIGNED UP AND I NOW HAVE AIM!!!"
"SWEET! WHAT IS IT?"
"Instant Messanger!"
~ Magical Bob/Daikaze

"Do you want royalities from this item, Queen DigiFaith? Its so beautiful, it makes me want to cry. Well atleast from me, someone else will probably steal it."
~ ;_; I can't remember who said this... I think it was Globie.

"First person to write a fanfic about my to-be-incredibly-famous novel involving yaoi gets a shotgun somewhere dark from my hitman. Or me, whichever's cheaper."
~ Tiggy

"*sits up* I'm ok....not to be confused w/ ko."
~ Lil Shinobu

"*lives off of Duckhunt ducks* I stuff my pillows with their soft, 2d feathers, and I eat pixelated Duck for dinner every night."
~ emmary

"Just like the moon that floats in the sky, I'll never leave your side....."
~ Artemis's sig

"Double-edsged word."
~ (drunken) Tiggy

"*notices I don't notice much...* eh......................"
~ ADTakerunIori

"I've decided I wanna be DigiFaith when I grow up. yeah, long story there. in a nutshell: she's an awesome person."
~ emmary

"'Cogito eggo sum: I think, therefore I am a waffle.'"
"Try this one: 'Veni Vidi Visa - I came, I saw, I shopped.'"
~ me/Dai

"At a glance, the Celsius scale makes more sense than the Fahrenheit scale for temperature measuring. But its creator, Anders Celsius, was an oddball scientist. When he first developed his scale, he made freezing 100 degrees and boiling 0 degrees, or upside down. No one dared point this out to him, so fellow scientists waited until Celsius died to change the scale."
~ Randomnivity courtesy of Kaado

"Excuse: Hormones."
~ Tiger

While discussing whether or not to hack new digimon tk's board:
"I already have his trust, I could be an admin just by asking. But I'm not that mean."
"we'll get you trained yet Digifaith"
~ Me/Adam

"Someone falters, then another takes his or her place who is much more loyal. >_> Then they say @#%$ it when no one likes that they're doing their best when going for something. Giving it their all."
~ Kuru

"Do u have a boyfriend kuru "
" ¬¬ "
~ Dramon/Kuru

"Then, we could all drink some , and do some . But that would probably make your neighbors a little , so I'll need to make sure I'm a good little , and not a . Just stop me if I start , because that means will happen. Then we can all get in my car and go for a ."
~ Magical Bob

"Never trust anything that can bleed for five days without dying."
~ one of emmary's friend's thoughts on women

"Geez...am I subconsciously horny? Probably."
~ Tiger

"So, congratulations, you owned yourself."
~ BloodyPhoenix, to yosmon

"^ had an...interesting...encounter with Silent Swordsman."
~ VampTai, while playing the Person Above You game

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
~ Artemis sig

"MEN CAN HAVE A TIME OF THE MONTH TOO."
~ Tiger

"The thing is, the beauty about season 1 and 2 was that the kids were there every step of the way. They didn't have powers, or cards to manipulate their digimon. It was true friendship that kept them watching every battle, and that kinda elegance is a rare thing to see because its so difficult to do."
~ Sift

"This supports my theory that the RPG is indeed a living organism."
~ Willis

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Quotes from Storyline Battles (And Storyline AIM Chats):

*Hadesmon blasts Diablo* "Any more takers?"
*diablo blasts hadesmon* "anymore beers?"
~ Rancid/MWC4

"Well, D-3 holders, are you ready?"
"just a sec, im not in the right mind frame *goes off and gets drunk* All wright krriimsen ima wraady t' go!"
~ Rancid/MWC4

"Okay, I see Tweedle-Dee, and I see Tweedle-Dumb...where's Tweedle-Dumbest?"
"-_-' I don't appreciate that comment..."
~ Magical Bob/Rancid

"*waves his big pink thing in Fury's face* Common!!! You know you want to! (for all you perverts i was talking about my d-3!)"
~ MWC4

"*holds up d-3, trying to undo whatever the terrible trio (isnt that from casper or sumthin?) is doing*"
"*CoughsFatsoStinkyStretchCoughs*"
~ Willis/DrTomoe

"No... worse than all of them put together... MY DATE FROM LAST NITE!!"
~ MWC4, upon seeing evil doctor summoned

"0m9 PWN3D!!!1"
~ PhQ, to Fury

"*smiles grimly* Sorry, Enyo, but I've got an opening and I'm gonna take it. If it means sacrificing you, then, oh well. I'll miss you. I'm gonna take these tamers down, and considering your track record, you're better used as my shield than my teammate..."
~ Fury

phqwerty: *juggles TL of 59282*
DigiLightstar: *steals PhQ's TL*
phqwerty: *uses DF card as voodoo doll and when DF is in pain, takes TL back*

Valandil Calafal: i'm at a lost
Valandil Calafal: lose*
Valandil Calafal: loss*

xTriggerHappy09x: I have a quote here
xTriggerHappy09x: "It's bad. It's damned bad."
xTriggerHappy09x: ~Abraham Lincoln

Valandil Calafal: Someone tell me the attack plan
phqwerty: kill terrormon =P
Valandil Calafal: lol
phqwerty: </plan>

phqwerty: TUO fleed XD

Valandil Calafal: PhQ status
phqwerty: page loaded
phqwerty: typing
Valandil Calafal: nikki status
SweetSalamon7: ready
FlynetteFoxie: I'm ready to go
DragonGlobie2003: What's going on?

xTriggerHappy09x: together we stand, divided we fall
Valandil Calafal: thats the motto of the pawns in chess
SweetSalamon7: In the end, the pawns and the king go in the same box...

phqwerty: *teleports in beer for party* O.o

Valandil Calafal: ah well
Valandil Calafal: theres always the edit button

Valandil Calafal: PWNAGE
DragonGlobie2003: What's going on?

Valandil Calafal: lets all say pwned
phqwerty: yesh
SweetSalamon7: phoned?
Valandil Calafal: PWNED!!!
phqwerty: PWNED!!!
SweetSalamon7: oh, oops

"The one thing I've always talked about here is to just remember... Remember your past, remember the people who have helped you. Remember who you are, and we can beat this!"
~ Me to Paladin, my Imperialdramon and companion throughout my 2+ years on D-M's

"YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED! YOU TRIED TO BREAK A BOND. A BOND THAT ALL TAMERS SHARE WITH THEIR DIGIMON! NOW ATTACK! ATTACK LIKE HELL!"
~ THB to Kataki, summing up so well a lesson that we learned tonight

"um, help me!! (jumps on david and tries to dodge callo's attacks) PMS PMS PMS!!"
~ Kuru, after Kataki took control of his Magnadramon Callo and forced her to attack him

Witch4DS: *salutes Kuru*
Witch4DS: *knocks self out*
Witch4DS: I actually did that in basic
Witch4DS: I knocked myself out in formation salute

DigiLightstar: -_-' The things I do for you guys...
DigiLightstar: I'm getting yelled at from all sides for being on to do this storyline...
Valandil Calafal: yell back

ChaoSViRuS04: what's the plab?
ChaoSViRuS04: *plan
FlareTheInferno: we need a plab
FlareTheInferno: lol
BaTTouSai8728: yes
BaTTouSai8728: a serious plab
FlareTheInferno: I'm a good plabber
BaTTouSai8728: lol
FlareTheInferno: I can plab like you've never seen before
xTriggerHappy09x: I'm ok with plabs
BaTTouSai8728: yea you go and do that flare...
FlareTheInferno: *makes a plab*

DigiLightstar: why do you guys invite me to these?
DigiLightstar: I'm the bad guy, remember?
Valandil Calafal: and a good one

BaTTouSai8728: what if the doctor is amongst us at this VERY MOMENT
BaTTouSai8728: then what...
Valandil Calafal: (looks at DF)
xTriggerHappy09x: *also looks at DF*
Valandil Calafal: (Tackles DF and starts tickling her)
BaTTouSai8728: *looks at DF because everyone else is*
FlareTheInferno: *prods DF*
phqwerty: *Takes DF card and voodoo needles*

Valandil Calafal: i'm god modding!
Valandil Calafal: [nothing new here]

ChaoSViRuS04: [This message has been deleted by a GameFaqs Moderator]
phqwerty: [This message was deleted by a DM RPG Redux Moderator]
Valandil Calafal: [this message was left blank to begin with]
phqwerty: [This message was deleted by a DM RPG Redux Moderator (By me, that is)]
TeenTai88: [Why the hell was this baleeted]
phqwerty: [This message was deleted by a DM RPG Redux Moderator again (By me, that is)]
BaTTouSai8728: [PhQ was deleted by me]
phqwerty: [This message was deleted by ME]
phqwerty: [This message was deleted by the request of original poster]
Valandil Calafal: [this message was left blank because it contains lamamity]
phqwerty: [This message got BALEETED because it was too damn funny]

Witch4DS: YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST
Witch4DS: once I figure out how to remove names

Witch4DS: Willis your dead from the neck down

FlareTheInferno: *hides in fridge*

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