¤ InuYasha Quotes ¤

"Everyone has a weakness... But why does his have to be so hot?"
~ A Gaia sig, referring to Inuyasha

*Miroku walks slowly toward Sango, who is bound to a pillar*
"No, Houshi-sama. Don't come near me. Don't get any strange ideas!"
"...Sango..."
~ Sango/Miroku

*while holding Kagome* "I'll stay a hanyou a little while longer, for you."
~ Inuyasha

Kagome: *yelling at Inuyasha* "You could learn a thing or two from Miroku!"
Miroku: "Yeah, like being more gentle."
Kagome: "Yes, exactly! Being more gentle!"
Miroku: *sexy voice* "Like this..."
Kagome: *shrieks* "Get your hands off me!!"
Inuyasha: "I told you not to touch her!!"

Miroku: "We will take care of the demons."
Village men: "Really, you will?!"
Miroku: "We don't really need your gratitude. We just need food, a place to sleep, and young girls."
Sango: "...What was that last part?"
Miroku: "Just a joke."

"Did something happen between you and Lady Kikyou?"
"'Something'? Only the kind of 'something' you do with women all the time!"
"You... did THAT... right in front of Kagome?!"
"...Your mind is even filthier than I thought!!"
~ Miroku/Inuyasha

Miroku: "Lady Kagome, you are concerned for my welfare?"
Kagome: "Well... yeah."
Miroku: "Then I have a favor to ask of you. Please bear my child."
Inuyasha: *whirls around* "Wh-- wh-- WHAT?!"
Kagome: *blank look* "...Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves?"
Miroku: *dramatic pose* "In the event that I fail to destroy Naraku, it is essential that I produce an heir to my family's mission."
Inuyasha: *steps between Kagome and Miroku* "THAT'S one I've never heard before!!"
Miroku: "Please. I am a monk."

Kaede: "I must return to the village. Don't fight."
*Kaede leaves*
*long pause*
Inuyasha: "...Hey."
Kagome: "Hey what?"
Inuyasha: "Get undressed."
*Kagome hits Inuyasha on the head with a large rock*
Inuyasha: "Ow! Why, you... Why did you--"
Kagome: "Pervert!"
Inuyasha: "I didn't mean 'undress' undress! 'Put your own weird stuff back on' is what I meant!"
Kagome: "Because this makes me look like Kikyo?"
Inuyasha: *pouts* "...Whatever."

So how far have you actually gone with Kagome?"
"Wha... And just why would I tell a thing like that to you?!"
~ Shippou/Inuyasha

*after Miroku has stolen Kagome's bike*
"He can't have gone far! It's impossible to master that metal cart of yours quickly!!"
"Inuyasha, have you... been practicing riding my bike?"
"Shut up!"
~ Inuyasha/Kagome